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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:41 AM // 08:41   #3141
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sounds like you and bacon are

why is that guy wearing a pink shirt and yellow tie?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:45 AM // 08:45   #3142
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because he is colourblind

are you the guy wearing the pink shirt and the yellow tie?

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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:49 AM // 08:49   #3143
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nope im the guy in a tshirt and jeans

why do i keep replying in this topic?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:56 AM // 08:56   #3144
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cause you keep listening to the voices in your head.
(now do you believe in telepathic communication?)

when will we live in the future?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 09:02 AM // 09:02   #3145
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When I invent the Time Machine

How do I invent a time machine?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 09:07 AM // 09:07   #3146
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by using the plans the dude from the future is going to give you.

when will the dude from the future arrive?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 09:13 AM // 09:13   #3147
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when his time machine gets here....there's a problem in the time tunnel....signals aren't working. Bloody ministry of time.

Why is the Ministry of Time so incompetent?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 09:22 AM // 09:22   #3148
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because they don't have the proper support from the ministry of competence, who ironically have the worst sense of time and are never punctual for meetings.

how long before my dinner goes cold?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 09:23 AM // 09:23   #3149
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when you have mastery over time you dont need to be efficient

does time have any meaning while you are time travelling?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 09:33 AM // 09:33   #3150
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@ bacon - 5 minutes.

@ Coopsey - it doesn't, only when you arrive at your destination.


Free money anyone?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 09:45 AM // 09:45   #3151
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maaaaaaybe.

are you giving it out at a zoo?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 09:49 AM // 09:49   #3152
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no, that's been tried and tested and found not to work

who's for tea and cucumber sandwiches?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 09:58 AM // 09:58   #3153
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i'll bring the crumpets, old chap.

what flavour crumpets should i get?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 10:03 AM // 10:03   #3154
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Plain - they're only really nice plain with butter.

Are you a stereotypical Aussie? do you go around shouting "BONZA!" or "Let's all go down the billabong" or "Look here Skippy, he must have fallen down the mine shaft"?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 10:13 AM // 10:13   #3155
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no, but i'm learning as i go.

what was the other one? a dingo ate my baby?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 10:15 AM // 10:15   #3156
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nope im English old chap. i wear a pin stripe suit a bowler hat and always carry an umbrella.

did you know australia used to be a penal colony for thr british empire?

dammit bacon stop beating me to the post everytime!
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 10:22 AM // 10:22   #3157
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LOL - Foiled again!

and yes, I did know that


Did you know Shing Jea used to be a penal colony for wammos?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 10:29 AM // 10:29   #3158
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yes, we didn't want those wammos in australia, so we sent them the shing jea.

did i beat lord wammo to the reply again?
(isn't 7 mins long enough for ya?)
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 10:34 AM // 10:34   #3159
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seems so - or maybe he's just cross now!

How wet actually iswater? And where is the wettest water on earth?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 10:45 AM // 10:45   #3160
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water has varying degrees of wetness but is usually pretty wet in most places, except where there are criminals. the wettest water is in the belly of a giant panda.

why do you always ask such dumb questions?
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